


(UPI) - Sahra Jimale, pictured here, was crushed when her husband-to-be, an Arab ambassador, called off their wedding after discovering she was bearded and cross-eyed underneath the veil she'd worn every time they met. "Oh sure, " she exclaimed with one hand on her hip, "he was fine with the bigness of my breasts and my cooking ability, but the minute you add facial hair to the package ... "
