"The young man wears his heart on his shoulders." --ESPN Analyst and former Ravens' linebacker Ray Lewis, referring to Adrian Peterson. Ray, you dumbass, the saying is "heart on his sleeve." - Anonymous

Chuck & Cletus Random Video

 

7,419,446 Total Page Views Since Sep 11, 2009
647 views today, 13 People on the Site NOW

Rand-O-Matic

NFL Considering No Helmet Rule for 03-04 Season

The Most-Robbed Contestants of 'American Idol' Season 12

Movie Review: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

1991 Precisionaire EZ Flow 20 x 20 x 1 Heavy Duty Air Filter

 

ChuckAndCletus.com is a Humor-oriented site featuring Fake Satire News, Funny Pictures and Photos, Commentary, etc. all centered around helping you waste time in the most efficient, stupid way possible on the internet. Nothing here should be taken too seriously unless you're either a prick or just have nothing else better to do. In either case, go away; we've been sued enough.

Really stupid funny pictures, photos, satire, commentary, news,

funny photos, pictures, captions, Muslim, marriage, virgin, beard, cross-eyed, diplomat,

(UPI) - Sahra Jimale, pictured here, was crushed when her husband-to-be, an Arab ambassador, called off their wedding after discovering she was bearded and cross-eyed underneath the veil she'd worn every time they met.  'Oh sure, ' she exclaimed with one hand on her hip, 'he was fine with the bigness of my breasts and my cooking ability, but the minute you add facial hair to the package ... '
Wed, Feb 17, 2010


Cletus

(UPI) - Sahra Jimale, pictured here, was crushed when her husband-to-be, an Arab ambassador, called off their wedding after discovering she was bearded and cross-eyed underneath the veil she'd worn every time they met. "Oh sure, " she exclaimed with one hand on her hip, "he was fine with the bigness of my breasts and my cooking ability, but the minute you add facial hair to the package ... "

 
 
4985
Rated 3.13/5 (347 Votes)

 
 
 
Satire We Wrote - Funny Photos - Pirated Comics - Stuff Fer Sale - Commentary - About US - admin
All logos and trademarks in this site are property of their respective owner. The comments are property of their posters, all the rest © by me, Sandra Dee, Chuck, Cletus and Cecil.
Only 3 small animals were hurt while building the site, 2 of which were crushed under Chuck's truck. We are not responsible for anything written when Cecil's been drinking.

Database Design and Site Development by RCG - © Copyright 2023