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Although Australian actor Paul Hogan is not quite dead yet, the outback Australian pub that featured in the 1980s hit movie 'Crocodile Dundee' is to be sold because the current owner wants a break from working in the tourist attraction.  'This is the thirty-fourth hat I've had to buy since the original movie,' Hogan stated, 'which I am required to wear so people will recognize me.  I'm exhausted.'  The pub may be turned into a Chili's or TGI Friday's, according to local developers.
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Although Australian actor Paul Hogan is not quite dead yet, the outback Australian pub that featured in the 1980s hit movie "Crocodile Dundee" is to be sold because the current owner wants a break from working in the tourist attraction. "This is the thirty-fourth hat I've had to buy since the original movie," Hogan stated, "which I am required to wear so people will recognize me. I'm exhausted." The pub may be turned into a Chili's or TGI Friday's, according to local developers.

 
 
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